01 May Stop Pimping Me

I can't believe this happened. I came home today to find my whole house covered with logos. Infected like someone had decided to create a full Facebook page on my house. I wish you could've seen the look on my face, as I looked at what was once my beautiful house. The one I had labored over. The one I had built by hand. The one that had taken me not just a year but five years to build.

As I sat there in shock, I wondered what kind of person would do this. I mean what kind of person would see the hard work that you've done over the years, then think it was okay to deface that property. How callous must the person be? To take my hard earned equity and use it for their own gain. Who would do such a thing?

Well that person is you. Every time you tag me in a photo with your advertisement. Every time you post on my wall about your business. Every time you tag me in comments have nothing to do with me. You my friend are a pimp.

You see I spent a lot of time building this brand. Not only have I spent a lot of time building this brand but a lot of money building this brand. People come to my page because they trust me. And what you have done is usurped and undermined my trust by trying to get rich quick by posting on my page. That makes you no better than a pimp.

Now I'm not talking about that person who sends me something or tags me because they really think it is information I can use. I'm not even talking about that person who we've asked to post on my wall because their business or services is germane to the conversation. I'm talking about that person that I never talk to, that never has anything to say, that never has anything to contribute, but yet wants to advertise. You are a pimp---

But, there is time for you to come out of your pimping ways. In fact, it's real simple. Just Stop!!! Don't deface my property -- Renounce Your Pimping Ways-- And Just ask permission. You would not like it if tomorrow night you came home and I had painted all over your house. GET IT.